What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:00

From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.